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Superbowl Prop Bets

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Coin Toss Props

Coin Toss Will Be: Heads vs Tails
Heads -105
Tails -105 

Team To Win Toss
AFC Team -105
NFC Team -105 

Will Person Who Calls Toss Get It Right?
Yes -105
No -105 

Will Person Who Calls Toss Call Heads or Tails?
Heads -105
Tails -105 

Super Bowl Fun Props

Color of Lipstick Michelle Tafoya Will Be Wearing When 1st Appears on NBC Telecast AFTER 6:00 p.m. Eastern
Any Shade Red -150 Anything Else +120 

Number of Aircraft To Do Flyover Before Game
Over 4.5 +120 Under 4.5 -150 

First to Be Shown Live on NBC Broadcast ( Starts at Kickoff )
Archie Manning EVEN Peyton Manning -130 

Will Any LIVE Animal Appear on Field During Halftime Show?
Yes +800 No -1,200 

Will Any Pyrotechnic Emit From Madonna or Her Clothing During Halftime Show?
Yes +1,500 No -3,000 

Color of First Liquid to Be Doused on a Coach
Any Shade Red/Pink +400 
Any Shade Blue/Purple +400
Any Shade Yellow +300 
Any Shade Green +300 
Clear +600 
Field ( Any Other ) +500 

When First Coach is doused, will There Be Any time Left on Game Clock?
Yes +120 No -150 

Will Al Michaels Say Word ” Miracle ” During 1st Quarter?
Yes +1,250 No -2,500 

Will Al Michaels or Cris Collinsworth Mention Tim Tebow During 1st Quarter?
Yes -115 No -115 

Will Al Michaels or Cris Collinsworth Mention Andrew Luck During 1st Quarter?
Yes +230 No -300 

Will Steven Tyler Be Seen Live on NBC Telecast During 1st Half?
Yes -115 No -115 

Super Bowl National Anthem Props

Time It Takes Kelly Clarkson To Sing National Anthem ( Starts With Word ” Oh ” )
Over One Minute and 32.5 Seconds -125 
Under One Minute and 32.5 Seconds -105

Will Kelly Clarkson Be Wearing a Dress?
Yes +140
No -170

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